Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

Do you ever feel fancy pants? Sometimes I do. Like if I go to the grocery store wearing something besides scrubs. If I rent a foreign film or wear shoes out other than boots or garden clogs. Brandishing a statement necklace (I have but one and you can bet I brandish it). Sometimes classy food can make me feel pretty snooty too.  Today's recipe is one classy dish indeed and definitely raised the stylish-food bar in our home. If you're in the need to impress guests or just want to sophisticate your palate (mine is très sophistiqué...okay, maybe not), then this is the perfect dinner for you. Honestly though, it's pretty good on a Friday night in yoga pants too. 

Produce On Parade - Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

Sweet sage cashew cream blends with silky polenta as a fluffy bed for perfectly caramelized balsamic onions and portobello mushrooms.

Produce On Parade - Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos 

Serves 3

  • Onions & Portobellos:
  • 1 Tbsp. vegan butter
  • 1 medium yellow onion, sliced
  • 1 large portobello cap, halved and sliced
  • pinch of salt
  • pinch of ground black pepper
  • 1 Tbsp. balsamic vinegar
  • Cashew Cream:
  • 1 cup raw cashews, soaked
  • 1/4 cup water 
  • 3 fresh sage leaves (1 Tbsp. chopped)
  • 1/2 Tbsp. agave nectar
  • pinch of salt
  • Polenta:
  • 1 1/2 cups water
  • 1/2 cup dry polenta
  • pinch of salt

Notes: Careful not to let the onions burn while caramelizing. Low heat is required, don't try to rush it. It should take about 30-40 minutes. 

Begin by soaking the 1 cup of cashews in fresh water (enough to cover) in a medium bowl.

To cook the onion and mushroom, melt the butter in a large frying pan or cast iron pan over medium-low heat. Add the onion and saute for about 10 minutes, then add the portobello. Saute for an additional 20-30 minutes, until the onions are significantly shrunken and the onions have caramelized to a dark brown. Brown bits will accumulate on the bottom of the pan (this is called "fond"), but when the pan is deglazed it will come right off. However, if think it be starting to burn remove the pan from heat. Caramelizing takes a long time, so don't rush it. 

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When they appear caramelized, stir in a pinch of salt and black pepper. Deglaze the pan with the balsamic vinegar, scraping up the fond. 

Produce On Parade - Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

Meanwhile, drain and rinse the cashews then add them to a blender. Add in the remaining cashew cream ingredients. Blend on high until very smooth and set aside.

Produce On Parade - Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

In a large saucepan, bring the water for the polenta to a boil over high heat. Add in the polenta while stirring as well as a pinch of salt. Continue to stir very often until smooth and all the water has evaporated, about 10 minutes. 

Add the cashew cream to the polenta and stir well to incorporate until clump-free. 

Serve hot as a bed of polenta, topped with the caramelized onions and portobellos.

Produce On Parade - Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

Garnish with fresh sage. 

Produce On Parade - Creamy Sage Polenta + Caramelized Onions and Portobellos

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German Word of The Day: Mushroom --> Pilz (pronounced: pills)

Good Deed of The Day: Today, I encourage you to simply wish yourself well, wish yourself happiness, and wish yourself free from suffering. That 's what I learned in my meditation today!

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Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo Tart

Salutations! First, I just have to tell you how much I adore BlogLovin'. If you lost a subscriber today or yesterday, it may have been me. Never fear though! I added all the blogs I follow to BlogLovin'! I'm still following, it's just that now I don't get 60 emails in my inbox everyday. It's fantastic! I am in no way affiliated with BlogLovin', I just really, really like it! If you are a follower of a few or more blogs yourself, go check it out. It's definitely made my e-mail and blog following so much simpler. You can add any blog you want! Okay, back to the recipe.

Last night, when I told Todd what I was making for dinner he told me, "I'm not much of a beet man." Not yet. That may have all changed after I made this Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo Tart, though! This really is a beautiful little tart. I love that it can be a fancy appetizer or a light, snazzy entree. It's easy, fairly quick and it's dressed to impress!

This post is dedicated to Dwight from The Office. 

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartCrispy, light and buttery phyllo dough is topped with a creamy rosemary cashew cheese then adorned with layered tangy and sweet maple-balsamic roasted beets. Perfect for holiday company!

Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo Tart

Adapted from Keepin' It Kind

Serves 4-8

  • --Cheese--
  • 1/2 cup raw cashews, soaked 15 minutes
  • 1/4 cup fresh water
  • 2 Tbsp. nutritional yeast
  • 1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
  • 1 Tbsp. fresh rosemary
  • 1/2 Tbsp. Worcheshire sauce
  • large pinch of salt
  • --Tart--
  • 4 small beets, washed and sliced thinly
  • 1/3 cup balsamic vinegar
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp. real maple syrup
  • pinch of salt
  • dash of pepper
  • 6 phyllo sheets
  • slathering of softened vegan butter

First, if your phyllo dough is in the freezer, you'll want to thaw it out according to the package. 

To make the cheese, first place the cashews in a bowl and cover with an ample amount of boiling water. Allow to soak for at least 15 minutes, while preparing the rest of the tart. Then, drain and rinse well. When the cashews are done soaking, add all ingredients to a food processor and process for about 3 minutes, scraping occasionally, until it's smooth like ricotta. 

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartPreheat the oven to 350. With a mandolin, slice the beets very thinly. Or, if you have better knife skills than me, feel free to go at it with a knife. Place all the beet slices in a 9x9 or larger baking dish. Add in the balsamic vinegar, syrup, salt, and pepper. Toss to coat and roast at 350 F for 15 minutes. Stir and flip the beets halfway through.

Once the beets are done, remove from the oven and set aside. Be sure to reserve the beet liquid. Leave the oven on.

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartCoat a tart or pie dish with a nonstick cooking spray. Carefully place one sheet of phyllo dough into the dish and press in. Brush the top with vegan butter. Continue with remaining sheets, layering them, alternatively along the edge. Be sure not to let the sheets dry out excessively while assembling the tart or else they will just break when folded. You'll want to work fairly quickly. Phyllo dough is pretty persnickety

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartProduce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartNext, spread the cashew cheese evenly along the bottom of the dish, on top of the last phyllo sheet.  

Then, layer on the beets to fill the bottom. Fold or tuck in the excess edges of the phyllo dough. Brush butter along the top of the dough as well as the beets. Bake at 350 F for 20 minutes. 

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartWhile the tart is baking, pour the beet liquid into a small saucepan and bring to a boil over high heat. Then, whisking, turn down to low and allow to simmer until it's reduced by about half. Whisk occasionally.

Once the tart is done baking, remove from the oven and pour the balsamic beet liquid over the tart.

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo Tart Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartServe the tart slices warm and with love!

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo Tart Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartFancy pants and oh so beetylicious!

Produce On Parade - Rosemary Balsamic Beet Layered Phyllo TartBeet-utiful, no? Okay, I'll stop...

This post is dedicated to Dwight from The Office. He gives my blog the,

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Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes

The weekend calls for regale and fanciery. Yes, I know the latter is not a real word. But it's real to me, and it means that on either Saturday or Sunday morning, Todd and I will have an extravagant and downright snobby breakfast. It will be fit for someone who does not reside in a tiny thimble of a house in the wilds of Alaska, and who does not live with a giant, shedding, beast of dog that steals your spot in bed in the dark of the night. This imaginary person also probably isn't vegan. This imaginary person is obviously not us...  These Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes definitely qualified as one of these breakfasts. These are super hearty and delightfully filling. Todd and I could eat only eat half of our portions...but that may be because we split the entire batch of nine pancakes. What? Gluttony goes hand in hand with regale...you know it does. 

Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes

Produce On ParadeProduce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn CakesSweetened with maple syrup and Hazelnut Kahlua, these dense corn cakes lend a good, crunchy, and wholesome bite from the polenta, hazelnuts, and poppy seeds. Spiced with cinnamon, cardamom, and nutmeg for seasonal flare!

Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes

Inspired by The Sweet Life

Makes 9 medium pancakes

  • --Wet--
  • 1 cup soy milk (I used unsweetened, plain)
  • 1 tsp. apple cider vinegar
  • 1/4 cup pure maple syrup
  • 2 tsp. Hazelnut Kahlua 
  • --Dry--
  • 3/4 cup all purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup  polenta (or cornmeal for a finer consistency)
  • 1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp. baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp. kosher salt
  • 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp. ground cardamom
  • dash of freshly ground nutmeg
  • --Add-Ins--
  • 1/4 cup chopped hazelnuts
  • 2 Tbsp. poppy seeds

In a large bowl, whisk together the soy milk and the vinegar and allow to rest for about 5 minutes or until it's curdled slightly. 

Meanwhile, in another bowl, whisk together the dry ingredients. 

pancakecollageNow, whisk the maple syrup and Kahlua into the soymilk mixture.

Heat a large frying pan over medium-low heat and spray with a non-stick cooking spray.

Slowly and gently add the dry ingredients to the wet and stir to combine. Do not overmix! A few lumps of flour are okay. Gently stir in the hazelnuts and poppy seeds.

Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn CakesOnce the pan is hot, drop a 1/4 cup of batter into the pan and allow to cook until bubbles begin to form throughout the pancake. Spray the top of the pancake with cooking spray and flip. Cook about 1 minute then remove and repeat with remaining batter. 

Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn CakesTop with a pat of vegan butter and additional maple syrup! 

Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes Produce On Parade - Hazelnut Maple and Poppy Seed Spiced Corn Cakes

Now go make these, and lavish in your opulent breakfast!

Chair-dancing to, The Oh Hello's – Eat You Alive

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