Homemade Bagels and What I Learned

This weekend, it was finally time. Bagel time. I've been saying, "I'm going to make bagels this weekend!" for like...four weekends in a row now. 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedBut, the bagels will have to wait just a minute while I share this common sense quote. Today, I stumbled across this and I thought it was just so simple, honest, and matter-of-fact that I had to share. 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I Learned

Duhhhhhhhhh. If you love animals, don't eat them! Would you eat your beloved dog or cat? I hope not. This quote in its plainest offering makes sense, right? Yes. That's about all there is to it. So, thank you Morrissey!

And now, back to bagels. This was my first time making bagels and boy did I learn a thing or two (the hard way). Read this post and you won't make the same mistakes I did. Here's what I learned:

  • Knead the dough until it's smooth and shiny. 
  • Shaping the dough correctly is terribly important.
  • Bagel dough doesn't really rise. 
  • Remove the bagels from the boiling water with a mesh strainer...not two slotted spoons. 

Chewy, dense, and slightly sweet, these bagels are what's up. If you're new to making bagels don't miss out! 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedHomemade Bagels 

Makes 8 Bagels

Notes: If you can't find barley malt powder, barley malt syrup can be used as well. I really can't recommend making the bagels without either. It's what gives bagels that "bageliness". I found my powder at a local health food store, but it can be found online as well. Or, if you're feeling like a rebellious I suppose one could use agave nectar, but seriously just but some barley malt powder or syrup. It's definitely worth it. 

  • 4 cups bread flour (or other high-gluten flour)
  • 2 tsp. salt
  • 1 Tbsp. barley malt powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp. dry active yeast
  • 1 1/4 cup lukewarm water
  • 1 Tbsp. additional barley malt powder
  • toppings (we did cinnamon sugar as well as salt bagels)

In a large electric mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, salt, and 1 Tbsp. barley malt powder. 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedProduce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedAttach the dough hook and using the lowest speed possible (stir), add in the yeast and the water. Mix for about 4 minutes. Increase the speed to the next level (2), and mix for about 10 minutes. 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedTurn the dough on a lightly floured surface. The dough will be a bit sticky. Knead until the dough shapes a smooth and shiny ball. 

Divide into 8 equal balls (each about 4 oz.), and place on a baking sheet. Cover with saran wrap and a towel. Allow to rest for 5 minutes.

Next, roll one of the balls into a log, about the length of your hand. Connect the two ends. The bagel ring should be even in size. Here's the important part; bagel dough doesn't really rise, so be sure to shape the dough to how you want your bagel to look when it's cooked. For example, make sure there isn't a big gaping hole in the middle like mine! The shape of the dough should look like, well, a bagel pretty much. Repeat with the remaining dough balls and place on a baking sheet coated lightly with flour, cover with saran-wrap and place in the fridge for 12-18 hours. 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I Learned

Remove the bagel dough from the fridge. Preheat oven to 450 F, and if you have a pizza/baking stone, make sure it's in the oven to preheat as well. If you don't have one that's okay too. Bring a large soup pot of water (about 3 inches) to a roiling boil with 1 Tbsp. of the barley malt powder. Fill a large bowl with cold water. 

Prepare a wire cooling rack for the bagels to be placed on when they are done boiling. Prep any toppings you'd like in a few shallow bowls as well. One at a time, place the dough rings in the bowl of cold water. If they float, they're ready to boil. If not, check again in five minutes.

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedProduce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedWhen the oven is to temperature, the water is boiling, and you have at least 4 ready to boil rings, go ahead and place four in the boiling water. Be sure to keep them submerged with a slotted spoon (as they should float), and boil for 30-60 seconds, or until they are slighted puffed. Remove with a mesh strainer...I don't recommend using two slotted spoons like I did! 

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I Learned

Place the boiled bagels on a wire cooling rack and repeat with the other half of the batch. When they've all been boiled and have cooled slightly, coat the top in whatever toppings you'd like.

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedThen, place all the bagels on the pre-heated pizza stone or on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and bake at 450 F for 15 minutes.

Produce On Parade - Homemade Bagels and What I LearnedRemove from the oven and place on a wire rack to cool. Serve warm, and store in an airtight container. 

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German word of the day: Bakery --> Bäckerei (pronounced: bake-er-rye) 

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[yumprint-recipe id='83']Recipe slightly adapted from Cook's Illustrated, so you know it's good. 

French Toast Smoothie

This is the ultimate breakfast smoothie. Especially when you want your smoothie to actually taste like...well, breakfast! Some of these ingredients might seem like odd additions, what with avocado and nutritional yeast, but I assure you this is the real deal. Make it and see for yourself! Produce On Parade - French Toast SmoothieThis dreamy smoothie really tastes just like french toast. It has that perfect eggy, maple syrup, and sweet vanilla flavor that you find only in french toast. I might have made this for dinner, but breakfast was clearly on my mind. 

French Toast Smoothie

Serves 1 

Notes: I like soy milk here because coconut and almond milk have too strong of a flavor. I used frozen avocado because of it's more neutral taste, though you could use a banana, but I think it's too strong of a flavor. The nutritional yeast is essential to this smoothie. 

  • 1 cup soymilk
  • 1/4 avocado, frozen and chopped
  • 1/2 Tbsp. nutritional yeast, large flake
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp. maple syrup
  • 1/2 tsp. ground flax seed (or 1 tsp. whole)
  • 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
  • small grating of fresh nutmeg
  • pinch of salt

Place all ingredients in blender and blend until smooth and creamy. Feel free to blend in a few ice cubes too, if you like. 

Produce On Parade - French Toast Smoothie Produce On Parade - French Toast SmoothieServe topped with fresh nutmeg and a dash of maple syrup!

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German word of the day: Arme Ritter --> French Toast (pronounced: armeh ritter)

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Thai Glass Noodle Soup

Who knew that glass noodles were actually mung bean thread noodles?? 'Cus I didn't, and now that I do...I think I'll need professional help. I. LOVE. GLASS. NOODLES.

Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle Soup

I never knew what glass noodles really were. I thought they were cellophane vermicelli noodles, which, are not available at any Alaskan store I've ever been to. And I was right, they are cellophane vermicelli noodles! But, I failed to realize that they're one in the same with mung bean thread noodles. I saw these bean thread noodles yesterday at the store and Googled them on the spot (it's how I roll) and the rest is sweet, sweet history. Expect many more glass noodle recipes in your future...you've been warned.  

Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle SoupA creamy, Thai influenced soup filled with stir-fry vegetables, cubed tofu and chewy glass noodles. I love how quick this soup comes together and there's very minimal chopping. It's a great quick and easy dinner for a weeknight!

Thai Glass Noodle Soup

Serves 6

Notes: The glass noodles will absorb a bit more liquid the longer they sit in the soup. Oftentimes the storebrand of Worcestershire sauce is vegan and I believe the Annie's brand has a vegan one as well. I really like Thai Kitchen brand of coconut milk. Before opening it, vigorously shake the can to mix it. 

  • Noodles:
  • 4 oz. glass or cellophane vermicelli noodles (mung bean thread noodles), dry
  • Broth:
  • 4 cups vegetable broth
  • 1 thumb-sized knob of fresh ginger, peeled and minced
  • 1 Tbsp. soy sauce
  • 1 Tbsp. vegan Worcestershire sauce (storebrand or Annie's can be vegan)
  • 1 tsp. turmeric
  • 1 tsp. brown sugar
  • 1 tsp. rice vinegar
  • 1 tsp. Hoisin sauce
  • 1/4 tsp. fresh chili paste
  • Conclusion:
  • 12 oz. frozen stir-fry vegetables (about 3 cups)
  • 1 15 oz. can full-fat coconut milk
  • 10 oz. extra firm tofu, cubed small
  • 1/2 lime, juiced
  • fresh cilantro, chopped (garnish) 

Bring a teapot full of water to a boil. Place the dry glass noodles in a large bowl. Cover with boiling water and allow to sit for about 6 minutes. Drain and set aside. 

Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle Soup Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle SoupIn a large soup pot, bring all the broth ingredients to a boil. Stir well. Reduce to low and add in the vegetables. Allow to cook for about 5 minutes. 

Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle Soup Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle SoupRemove from heat and add in the remaining conclusion ingredients except for the cilantro. Stir well and add in the cooked glass noodles. 

Produce On Parade - Thai Glass Noodle Soup

Serve hot and topped with fresh cilantro!

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German word of the day: Glass noodles --> Glasnudeln (pronounced: glassnoodlein) - yep, even the Germans have a word for these addictive noodles!

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